PREPARATIONS

Preparations for a future doubles match with the Celtic couple were being made in secret this morning by Captain Mike Fiddes (rtd.) and our resident journalist, Robert Camuto ('rancho' to his friends). Knowing the training capacities of the retired sailor, & the enthusiasm of his partner, this forebodes trouble for all concerned. I was treated to verbal demonstrations of certain tactical plans, which of course I am not able to divulge to those intimately concerned, but about which I issue urgent warning.